net/freeswitch/files/etc.packages/say-en/lang/en/demo/funnies.xml

   1 <include>
   2   <macro name="funny_prompts" pause="750">
   3     <input pattern="(.*)">
   4       <match>
   5         <action function="play-file" data="ivr/ivr-wakey_wakey_sunshine.wav"/>
   6         <action function="play-file" data="ivr/ivr-no_no_no.wav"/>
   7         <action function="play-file" data="ivr/ivr-did_you_mean_to_press_key.wav"/>
   8         <action function="play-file" data="ivr/ivr-seriously_mean_to_press_key.wav"/>
   9         <action function="play-file" data="ivr/ivr-oh_whatever.wav"/>
  10         <action function="play-file" data="ivr/ivr-one_more_mistake.wav"/>
  11         <action function="play-file" data="ivr/ivr-congratulations_you_pressed_star.wav"/>
  12         <action function="play-file" data="ivr/ivr-engineers_busy_assisting_other_sales.wav"/>
  13         <action function="play-file" data="ivr/ivr-message_self_destruct.wav"/>
  14         <action function="play-file" data="ivr/ivr-all_your_call_are_belong_to_us.wav"/>
  15         <action function="play-file" data="ivr/ivr-love_those_touch_tones.wav"/>
  16         <action function="play-file" data="ivr/ivr-yes_we_have_no_bananas.wav"/>
  17         <action function="play-file" data="ivr/ivr-dude_you_suck.wav"/>
  18         <action function="play-file" data="ivr/ivr-on_hold_indefinitely.wav"/>
  19         <action function="play-file" data="ivr/ivr-youre_doing_it_wrong.wav"/>
  20         <action function="play-file" data="ivr/ivr-were_asterisk_free.wav"/>
  21         <action function="play-file" data="ivr/ivr-douche_telecom.wav"/>
  22         <action function="play-file" data="ivr/ivr-asterisk_like_syphilis.wav"/>
  23         <action function="play-file" data="ivr/ivr-freeguipy.wav"/>
  24         <action function="play-file" data="ivr/ivr-terribly_wrong_awkward.wav"/>
  25         <action function="play-file" data="ivr/ivr-it_was_that_bug.wav"/>
  26         <action function="play-file" data="ivr/ivr-concentrate.wav"/>
  27         <action function="play-file" data="ivr/ivr-founder_of_freesource.wav"/>
  28         <action function="play-file" data="ivr/ivr-cold_foolish.wav"/>
  29         <action function="play-file" data="ivr/ivr-trollover_minutes.wav"/>
  30         <action function="play-file" data="ivr/ivr-yuno_silent_drill.wav"/>
  31         <action function="play-file" data="ivr/ivr-beacuase.wav"/>
  32       </match>
  33     </input>
  34   </macro>
  35 </include>